I rang Radio 1 once. I was quite hungover and it was to enter a competition to go on a blind date at their One Big Weekend in Preston. The girl didn't pick me, for reasons this recording probably explains.
Radio 1 rang her back later that day to see how it had gone. Apparently the guy she chose told her he was going to the cash machine and never came back.
Also, I never said the bit about liking women to be good in the kitchen.